Wait, Shut Up!

in this episode, we remind everyone what it means to be an american and to NEVER. EVER. forget. 
maxxing.

guys... we have to come clean. we couldn't pull off recording this week.
as a cumpromise, we'll let you hear some of our voicemails to each other.
this is a LOT you guy, we're really opening up.

V wrote down a bunch of random things unprompted. only then did Kevin reveal the real reason why...
now they both have to read them off and describe why they're proud of whatever it is. and if you know anything about V's filthy mind, you'll see where this is going...
join V & Kevin for our final Pride 2026 erpisode!

look no further folks, V & Kevin have it all right here for you
did you come out recently? or maybe you're still on the fence about it?
listen to our comprehensive queer guide to gay!

who can pick the gayer (derogatory) song? 
time to resurrect our favorite game, where V & Kevin try to out-gay (derogatory) each other through song.
we're gay. we can make that joke  <:^*

rainbow!! 

listen up ladies, this whole episode was V's idea.
is it bad? sure! is it unlistenable? hmm debatable. but is it funny?? haha, okay!
V & Kevin do karaoke without a lifejacket. no choosing songs, no lyrics, and a twist of voice delay.
plus we had pizza before we sang so..

Well shoot folks, it's 'bout dang time we introduced y'all to Gary n Travis. 
Take a seat with an ice cold beer 'n' stay a hwhile, ya'hear?

Starlets. The planets and stars have realigned. Pluto is in retrograde and is speaking to you. Do you hear her? Our Moon Goddess is here to translate (TRANS?!).

it's our favorite American holiday, five of mayo guey!!!
are you Hellman's or Duke's people? let us know in the comments, guacala!