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It's the future. It's season 2. Only two people can save the world from the imminent danger of... ourselves?
Join V & Kevin, two very queer friends, as they venture into the unknown to save all of life on Earth as we know it.
And yes, this IS the gay agenda and everyone will then be gay when the Earth is saved so ya
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Episodes
Oct 16, 2025
Oct 16, 2025
1hr 3 min
V & Kevin are risking it all. Swifties, grab your torch and pitchforks! Let's investigate why they call TSwift our generation's "Shakespeare".
Oct 13, 2025
Oct 13, 2025
1hr 8 min
We've been craptured :^( Jebus came down and took us all! That’s why this episode is like 4 days late…
Join V & Kevin for a VERY fun episode that was *totally* worth the wait. Don't believe us? Find out for yourself then.
(Okay fine spoilers we yap and play a game like always, there happy?)
Oct 2, 2025
Oct 2, 2025
1hr 20 min
DNF Smut is back!!!
You guys. This is a big deal. Also, V has super exciting news to share, and Kevin brought them a gift. You'll never guess what the news or gift is.
Sep 25, 2025
Sep 25, 2025
59 min
GAME ON, BABY! V is back for revenge against Kevin in another riveting gameshow showdown, where they once again go HEAD-TO-HEAD. Or should we say, lips-to-lips? You'll just have to listen to find out!
Sep 18, 2025
Sep 18, 2025
1hr 28 min
V & Kevin are really grateful this week.
I think you should listen as to why they are so grateful, in so far as being thankful and such as.
They also uncover rankings that have never been explored before! :O
Sep 11, 2025
Sep 11, 2025
1hr 59 min
This is your go-to place to learn everything V & Kevin! Plus we dive into a new fanfic about Dream and GeorgeNotFound you have to hear to believe!
Thank you to @flowkiwia on Wattpad for letting us read this fabulous story! Read more of her work here: www.wattpad.com/user/flowkiwia
Sep 4, 2025
Sep 4, 2025
1hr 8 min
V & Kevin are haunted! Did Halloween come early? Join us for absolutely cursed advice, and a fan fiction reading involving too many tentacles to count!
Thank you to @tapwaterisnice on WattPad for the amazing story!
Read more of their work here: wattpad.com/user/tapwaterisnice
Aug 28, 2025
Aug 28, 2025
58 min
This week, V & Kevin have their first ever guest, Roople the Queen! Then they dive into the love lives of James' Charle and Micheal Jackson. You won't want to miss this!
Thank you to Ennardlover-3- on Wattpad for the amazing story! Find their works of art here: www.wattpad.com/user/Ennardlover-3-
Aug 21, 2025
Aug 21, 2025
1hr 23 min
V & Kevin compete to out-offend each other's ears, and read TWO fanfictions! GET PUMPED!
Thanks to Sal and Eden for sharing their amazing stories with us again! Find them on Wattpad here:www.wattpad.com/user/penislover696969
www.wattpad.com/user/Maryisfine
Aug 14, 2025
Aug 14, 2025
48 min
We take listener questions and dive into a new fanfic courtesy of our friend Sal on Wattpad! Check out his works at www.wattpad.com/user/penislover696969