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It's the future. It's season 2. Only two people can save the world from the imminent danger of... ourselves?

Join V & Kevin, two very queer friends, as they venture into the unknown to save all of life on Earth as we know it.

And yes, this IS the gay agenda and everyone will then be gay when the Earth is saved so ya

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Episodes

It's a Thanksgiving Special!

Thursday Nov 27, 2025

Thursday Nov 27, 2025

Gobble Gobble, Smells! Happy Turkey Day!
V & Kevin wish you and your families a beautiful Thanksgiving, filled with stuffing, other side dishes, and great conversations about normal things like politics and religion that won't start a fight. 
Thanks to amomonints for the super special Thanksgiving fanfiction that you can't wait to hear!

Thursday Nov 20, 2025

Join V & Kevin on a trip around the world!!! All the way to Germany, the UK and then back to the US of A!
Thank you to @PixieStixInMyCereal on WattPad for an amazing new fanfic about our two favorite lovebirds, Trump n Bubba!!
Also tune in to find out what British foods are MINT or utter BOLLOCKS! We would know, we love food. 

KARAOKE IDOL!

Thursday Nov 13, 2025

Thursday Nov 13, 2025

THREE incredibly talented karaoke artists.
FOUR judges.
Only ONE shot to become Chicago's next Karaoke Idol.
Who will take the crown?
Join V, Kevin, Jonas and our new friend Howie Doon to find out!!

Thursday Nov 06, 2025

V IS FINALLY BACK YAYYYYYY THANK GOD!!!!!
Join us for an extra New Yorky episode, just don't be alarmed that we're a little sleepy. Promise, we'll get back into the swing of things.
Emetophobia trigger warning also, at some point. I don't remember the timestamp so it'll be like a surprise :D

Diet Episoda

Thursday Oct 30, 2025

Thursday Oct 30, 2025

This is V's fault, I want you all to remember that. The reason this episode is so bad is because of ***V***!! 
 
Enjoy this super secret Kevasode that I did without V's permission, and let's see if they find it and/or get mad at me.

ASMR 100% Tingles GUARANTEED!

Thursday Oct 23, 2025

Thursday Oct 23, 2025

As promised, V & Kevin provide you with some much needed ASMR for maximum tingles and relaxation!!! Plus we dive into a juicy new fanfic about Trump X Elon that you’ll have to hear to believe!
 
Thank you to @PixieStixInMyCereal on WattPad for the AMAZING work of art!!!

Swift Decrypters

Thursday Oct 16, 2025

Thursday Oct 16, 2025

V & Kevin are risking it all. Swifties, grab your torch and pitchforks! Let's investigate why they call TSwift our generation's "Shakespeare".

Craptured

Monday Oct 13, 2025

Monday Oct 13, 2025

We've been craptured  :^(  Jebus came down and took us all! That’s why this episode is like 4 days late…
Join V & Kevin for a VERY fun episode that was *totally* worth the wait. Don't believe us? Find out for yourself then.
(Okay fine spoilers we yap and play a game like always, there happy?)

Thursday Oct 02, 2025

DNF Smut is back!!!
You guys. This is a big deal. Also, V has super exciting news to share, and Kevin brought them a gift. You'll never guess what the news or gift is. 

Excuse Me, My Lips Are Up Here

Thursday Sep 25, 2025

Thursday Sep 25, 2025

GAME ON, BABY! V is back for revenge against Kevin in another riveting gameshow showdown, where they once again go HEAD-TO-HEAD. Or should we say, lips-to-lips? You'll just have to listen to find out!

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